me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

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"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, he fights in the skeleton war."  - Hamlet, probably (via danishprince)

(Source: eighttwotwopointthreethree, via totallynotagentphilcoulson)

k-lionheart:

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

You can add this post to another page of your 5 book trilogy

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